dum shit my friends say.

usually said in a singing voice.
Person 1: yo my grandma died
Person 2: kitty kitty scratch scratch¬
Person 1: thanks, im alot better now
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Scratching Monster

Also know as the Scratchy Monster, a story talked about between children of a being that comes in the middle of the night and leaves little scratches on people. The story was made by kids as a way to explain why sometimes they would wake up with scratches they don't remember receiving.

Some kids say he comes when you have been bad but the more common believe is that the monster has no reason, he's simple not a nice guy.
Basically any time a kid goes to bed and wakes up with a scratch he or she didn't have when going to bed is labeled as a Scratching Monster attack.
by AnimeLoveLover123 July 24, 2014
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Scratch The Kitty

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.
by Bono Wakler July 22, 2023
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Scratch party

In down time you and your co workers sit around scratching your netherworlds. Then with the SAME hand you scratch your eyes. Two days later everyone is out sick with conjunctivitis
Oh Mary c allied out sick again. Twice this month she went to a scratch party
by Kel02189 August 13, 2020
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Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.
Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy
by 3headeddogthatdances October 08, 2010
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badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.
“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”
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scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.
Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.
by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017
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