buttscuff sandwich

Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.

The Board are all lunching on butscuff sandwiches! Har Har Har!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cham sandwich

A ham and cheese sandwich.

Cham sandwiches are good.

by onethirtyeight June 7, 2005

Embryo Sandwich

Refers to an Egg Sandwich. The egg being the embryo of a chicken.

Don't go runnin' in da hall snackin' on yo' embryo sandwich.
Go suck on yo' embryo sandwich.

by Raymond Zheng September 23, 2005

Work Sandwich

Back to back shifts, sp. closing shift followed by an opening shift the next day, primarily making a night on the town impractical.

I can't man, work sandwich.

by Nartal April 19, 2011

The Fakie Sandwich

When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you

Klaudia gave nik the fakie sandwich

by You'remother November 8, 2013

Kansas Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two prime cuts of grass-fed beef with kansas city sirloin strips in the middle. Garnish with red sequins from Dorothy's slippers.

I'll have the Kansas Sandwich on rye.

by hubblesandwich December 21, 2010

ennui sandwich

That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.

I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.

by KKPresident November 30, 2015