Ryan

Your "swag" ex (search swag in this dictionary) who you dated freshman year who actually turned out to be gay. Ugly as a mofo. Wears the same clothes every day. And doesn't grammar

Ryan is the ultimate shit

by Jayswalker July 4, 2017

Ryan

The act of being better than noel at everything

That person is ryan

by Vaginafart March 29, 2017

Ryan

A tall fagget ass bitch that looks like a damn light pole that loves the cock

You look like a ryan

by Ole man yeller August 15, 2017

Ryan

that asshole. comes up with ridiculous assumptions and makes retarded statements. Refers to things as excellent ideas and perfect.

Ryan your such an asshole.

by that_asshole January 6, 2009

Ryan

a piece of shit person. that is two faced crooked teeth bitch; also can give undoubting love but throws i in your face in the end. knows how to treat a lady but his attitude is bad and his temper is waayyy to short to bein any relationship; buggs the shit out of u with "i love yu n miss u still" after ur broken up.

man ryan will never change and stop being a poor sport

by milf2008 December 8, 2010

Ryan

Rebooting a server for no good reason.

Couldn't figure out what was wrong with the server, so I Ryan'd that mofo.

by cheesemonkey12 March 30, 2009

Ryan

An egomaniacal, cocky bastard who is a complete waste. He uses his so-called "good looks" and self-assured charm to trick the most amazing girls in both body and mind into falling for him and not the guys who actually deserve them. Some say he's a genius, some know he's a snake in the grass ready to strike. Always ready with a witty/smart-ass comment to any possible situation thrust his way, which gets very annoying. Also known for taking girls who were already spoken for or were in happy relationships with guys who deserved them. He's a can of prick wrapped in sexy.

Girl: Oh my God, look at him.. He's so hot.
Guy: No, you want to steer clear of him. He's a real Ryan.

Guy 1: Hey, so I just got this watch that tells me what the weather will be like.
Guy 2: Really? How's it work?
Guy 1: You put it on your wrist. -walks away-
Guy 2: What a Ryan.

by suckitspang February 25, 2010