real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.

These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.

by dsveddy September 27, 2018

Real George Lopez Hours

That time of night at about 2 AM or 3 AM when you can't sleep so you watch George Lopez on Nick At Nite.

Timothan: Bro, Infinity War is on Netflix
Green Dude: Fuck off man, it's some real George Lopez Hours

by KyDohh December 30, 2018

Real nigga

A real nigga is someone who puts others before himself and has people’s back when they need it, always their for someone and keeps to himself a lot, and usually a popular loner

“Why does he only talk to a few people”. “Because he a real nigga and has their back”.

by Popular loner Kj November 26, 2019

Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020

Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.

Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.

by YAWA July 11, 2020

realassfriendphobic

Being afraid of having a real ass friend.

Man you realassfriendphobic

by Master Froshi February 8, 2021

real meal

Evander Holyfield

They called Holyfield the real deal until that fight with Tyson when he got his ear bit off, he then became to the "real meal".

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 15, 2022