restless song syndrome

1. Not being able to listen to a whole song before changing it to another one.

2. Constantly changing the song being played.

Every time we get in the truck, Jakes' restless song syndrome keeps us from enjoying a whole song before he changes it.

by thekilleranna January 19, 2010

Restaurant Mouth

A medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.

Sherri: "Hey honey, how was work?"
Mike: "Fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible."
Sherri: "NOT AROUND THE KIDS, MICHAEL!"
Mike: "Sorry, I guess I still have restaurant mouth."

by Sitty July 8, 2010

restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

by grandfather4 November 4, 2010

Restaurant Roll

1. A pre-determined path of 4 restaurants highlighting the best of a city or neighborhood's cuisine

2. The best way to see the most of a city in one evening

3. A grown-up bar crawl

My folks were only in town for one night so I decided to take them on a Restaurant Roll so I could give them a taste of four restaurants rather than just one.

by Walker Ranger June 20, 2011

Rectal Grenade

feces, shit, crap, turd, dung...whatever else you would like to refer it as.

"I just about blew the toilet up when I tried to flush that rectal grenade."

"If you don't shut the hell up, I'm going to hold you down and drop a rectal grenade in your mouth!"

"I just had the biggest rectal grenade come out...now my butt hurts"

by stangmike86gt January 5, 2012

restaurant limbo

When your waiter asks you for your order too soon and then disappears for a half hour. You're ready to take your order but mean while they're outside taking a smoke break and chatting with their co-worker... then they're shifts over and you're stuck in this limbo until the next waiter finally notices you've been sitting there forever.

My waitress disappeared and I was in restaurant limbo for the next 15 minutes until I finally got the attention of another waiter.

Foamy the Squirrel brutalized the dumb bitch waiter who disappeared for 30 minutes before he could get his food ordered.

by datfriendofsquirlz January 10, 2012

Rectalgan

A small space that smells of fart and butt.

Tom: Let's take Chuck's car.

Bill: you mean the Rectalgan? No way, it smells like ass in that thing.

by StonedSquid June 13, 2013