relaxtabate

It is when you give your friends or family an excuse to get out of something by saying you need to relax, then go beat it.

Girlfriend: Heyy lets go shopping tomorrow! :)

Boyfriend: umm no i need to relax..

"Hey dude lets go fishing today"
"not today, i need to relaxtabate"

by LBD21 April 29, 2010

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relaxiness

The feeling you get when you veg out in front of a good comedy show like The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, sharing some funny moments at the end of the day with the ones you love.

He had an supreme feeling of relaxiness when he stretched out on the sofa.

by Manfred.Macx December 1, 2011

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The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.

It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".

2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.

3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.

This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.

"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."

"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."

by SirCook January 26, 2015

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