mesquite honey ranch

The mixing together of ranch and honey chipotle to make a sweet taste of deliciousness

When acn asked scoop what she was doing she said "oh you didn't know, this is mesquite honey ranch

by scoop 10 November 8, 2013

Ranched

Absolutely destroyed someone at a game or activity

"We won 10-0, we completely ranched those guys!"

by ranch in my pants January 1, 2021

Cool Ranch

Cool Ranch is the smegma underneath a man’s foreskin of his penis.

A popular term in the southwestern part of PA

Rick: Dude, she licked the cool ranch off my dick!
Kyle: Bro.. that’s disgusting.

by Callumsbabymom22 December 5, 2025

Bunny ranch Mistletoe

The act of a male laying on their shoulders and having their member hang directly over their face.

"yeah it was a real mess, i walked in and he was doing a bunny ranch mistletoe... it was bad..."

by Mc1rish March 1, 2023

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Ranch

A term describing weed that looks very low grade but is actually high quality bud

"Yo this grass is browner than chocolate milk "

"Its friggin ranch though bro"

"Legalize Ranch "

by Doctor Esophagus September 24, 2021