Roman Polanski'd a chick

When you Roman Polanski a bitch you flee the country after sleeping with an underage chick.

Tom: Hey Dave, want to come over later and watch a movie?
Dave: I can't man, I Roman Polanski'd a chick last night and am now in Yugoslavia.
Tom: lol

by lolroflwtflolz October 07, 2009

One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 05, 2009

Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it

"I need your roman candle to light it."

by Laura and Levi November 27, 2007

Roman Birth Control

Anal Sex to deliberately prevent the likelihood of pregnancy.

I didn't have a rubber, so I used Roman Birth Control.

by griffbeats August 12, 2009

Roman thirst quencher

a sponge soaked in vinegar

"Jees I'm thirsty. Flavius, could you get me a Roman thirst quencher?

by gerivan October 09, 2010

roman soldier helmet

the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.

The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.

by bannan December 20, 2003

Roman Gladiator Mask

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes, with the penis resting over the nose

No, no, no! The Peruvian Eye Goggles are when the penis goes over the head. I gave that bitch a Roman Gladiator Mask!

by Christina Farah December 08, 2006