Roman Helmet

When your girl is napping, and you place your balls on her forhead, with your cock running down her nose, like a roman helmet, because you can.

"Right after our extreme frisbee tournament, I came home and my girl was asleep on the couch. I wanted some ass, so I woke her with A well marinated, full flavored, Roman Helmet. I'm not sure if she was into it."

by Jm420 April 30, 2015

Roman shower

yuchies!!.. a sexual turn-on for some freaky-deaky shittos where you vomit on your partner after sex!

ok..ok.. I give up.
see emetophilia, but that's a different kittle of 'fish'..* barfs*

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Roman law

Laws from Rome.

Those Savages use Roman law over in Alaska. They make Polar Bears fight in an arena.

by Roman Law March 8, 2017

Roman's mom

The biggest creature inside and a little bit of outside the universe.

If u can't see Roman's mom, u probably can't see at all, u fuk

by Mamix.Super January 17, 2018

Roman von Ungern-Sternberg

A man who freed Mongolia from Chinese occupation. He was a Buddhist and a very zealous one indeed. He was anti-communist. He did lots of good for Mongolia such as developing public transportation. Unfortunately, many have portrayed him in bad light.

That guy is just like Roman von Ungern-Sternberg.

by HappyExcitedTopTop_boy10000008 June 22, 2018

roman sucks dick at cup pong

this is the sum of this random kid named romans life. he cannot beat emma at gamepigeon cup pong for shit. maybe hes stoned, maybe hes buzzed. but even if hes sober, his abilities are limited.

roman: whats does urban dictionary say about “roman sucks dick at cup pong”

emma: im not sure but ill let u know

by emmarain106 October 21, 2018

roman verdi

Big eared toothless retard that fucks his stepsister

Roman verdi likes to play with fire because its shiney

by Stewie69420 May 23, 2019