sock to knob ratio, days out of the week that you're unable to sleep in your dorm because your roommate is having sex in your bed, often indicated by a sock on the doorknob.
by Fuzzy Kittens December 24, 2008
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All that was left of that Reverend Wright sermon was the Ransom-Note Report after FOX News had their way with it. They sure know how to cut you without getting caught.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
Michelle Obama's college term paper got used to make a Ransom-Note Report by some scared white people. They're all forwarding it around like it was important. Somebody sure is trying hard to keep the Whitehouse white.
Shoot, all that Bill O'Really guy does is Ransom-Note Reporting. He wouldn't have a job if he had to tell the truth.
by WNYmathGuy April 21, 2008
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When someone’s reply to a post gets more likes than the original post, commonly used by ugly fucking idiots who can’t come up with an argument!
by CharlifandunkinXDuwu April 2, 2021
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Get the Ratio mug.Ralph: So this morning, I was in such a rush that I grabbed any two socks I could find and put them on. To my dismay, I noticed that my left foot was covered in something wet...turns out I had accidentally grabbed my Ratsock.
John: That sucks dude.
John: That sucks dude.
by MagyarDan October 8, 2009
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by Beevqn July 31, 2021
Get the Ratio mug.The ratio of carbonated water to the syrup in a drink. If the ratio of carbonation to syrup is high then there is less flavor.
Rahm (to new guy): Is that what I asked for? If you waste my time, you waste the people's time.
New guy (aside to Rahm's assistant): It's just a Diet Coke.
Rahm's assistant: No way. The fizz ratio in McD's Diet Coke is perfect-soft on the bubbles. It's exactly the way Uncle Barry likes it.
New guy (aside to Rahm's assistant): It's just a Diet Coke.
Rahm's assistant: No way. The fizz ratio in McD's Diet Coke is perfect-soft on the bubbles. It's exactly the way Uncle Barry likes it.
by jackwayd November 20, 2009
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