thigh queef

When your sitting down with your legs together and you fart, and the fart goes through your thighs.

I took my son to the mall to see Santa, and i swear that bitch thigh queefed on my kid.

by BlameAfrica.com September 28, 2017

Queef Sniffer

Someone who sniffs queefs for a living and/or for fun

*High School Reunion*
"Hey brad what do you do for a living?"
"I am a queef sniffer"
"Wow how can I be more like you?"

by the walking DICKtionary October 14, 2016

bon queefe

adj. a better version of on fleek, the most on point a mofo can get

Damn girl them eyelashes be bon queefe!

by Dogus August 29, 2015

Queef Manhattan

When you cum in a girls pussy fluff the labia and have her queef it back into your mouth like some nice gravy

Bro it got nuts last night it just started out with kissing and the next thing I knew I was eating a Queef Manhattan with a side of taters

by cigsweat March 20, 2019

Koozie queef

The sound made when a Negra Modelo bottle is forced into a standard size beer koozie.

That wasn't me. It was a koozie queef.

by JabboDog May 3, 2014

tumble-queef

When a large round woman releases a queef so powerful it causes here to tumble. This can be exceptionally dangerous if the queef is released at the top of a hill or flight of stairs.

Dude look at that tumble-queef go.

That was louder than a Lisa Lampanelli's tumble-queef.

by Captain-Crunch April 26, 2014

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005