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Pussy Beggar

Guys who have no clue and no real concept on how to get a girls interest. They spend most of their time on facebook posting lame messages on girl’s walls/ photos in a desperate attempt to get laid. Some women MAY find this entertaining but 9 times out of 10 that’s all they find it...entertaining.

Sounding like a lame ass geek on a girl’s facebook page WILL NOT increase your chances of getting laid, in fact you have probably decreased your chance.

A pussy beggar can also be spotted as the guy who has a lack of male friends. Do not be fooled into thinking that they are some sort of Romeo and are getting laid. In fact they are classed as the ‘gay best friend’ by each and every female friend he has.

In addition to this, a pussy beggar can be identified as the guy who flops on his friends when a girl calls him and says she wants to link. He’s the guy who picks up the girl from the other side of London and drops her home just so he can say he gave her a lift. What he doesn’t know is that whilst he was staying up awake driving, she was on her blackberry bbming some next guy who is gonna fuck her brains out once she’s back at her yard. Finally, he is the guy who snitches on his friends who have more than one girl on the go and is jealous due to the lack of pussy he is getting.

Furthermore, if you are aware of any pussy beggars in your circle of friends please tell him to change his ways as he is an embarrassment to every man on the planet.
Look at that Pussy Beggar over there

That guy begs pussy RAWLY
by Nikhlr October 14, 2009
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pusstache

The pubic region of a female.
Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.
by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006
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Pussy Pounds (£P)

‘Pussy’ Pounds (£P) – The term coined by Jimbinho, referring to money allocated for ‘treating the bird’ on nights out.
A typical phrase may be: - ‘sorry lads, I can’t come to the pub tonight because I have only got 'Pussy Pounds (£P)' left for the rest of the month.’
by QuickBuck February 3, 2008
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Pussy Palooza

When somebody smashes a large amout of pussy for a long period of time.
Dude this summer, we are going to have a all out pussy palooza.
by Carmeon Coleman June 14, 2010
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pussybillity

Is there's some possibillity of getting some pussy this evening? Yes there's some pussybillity
Me and Joe are going out later tonight to a party. Are there coming any girls?
I ain't coming if there aint no pussybillity over there.
by Ribbinator May 10, 2010
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pussy possum

When your girl friend or wife knows that you like to have sex first thing in the morning and acts like she is asleep until you give up and get out of bed.
Man, I was hoping to get laid this morning but Cindy played pussy possum so I had to work one out in in the shower.
by Morning Wood March 11, 2012
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