media-primate

A media-primate is a person, who isn't firm with the media and the internet at all. Media-primates are mostly boomers.

You are a media-primate. / Your mother behaves like a media-primate

by georg.ws February 1, 2023

Going Primal

Someone going clinically insane and acting in a way that makes a person think they have gone primal

BRO, look at that dude over there! He is going PRIMAL!

by boknows2380 May 5, 2023

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

Greendale Primary School

Pretty fucking shitty school full of retards especially the fucking lousy ass teachers,even though the pond is there is nice.Can someone take pic of Greendale Primary school,the last time I was there and graduated was 2019.

Greendale Primary school

by Pingu_AnyTransport 2023 August 19, 2023

Lance Prima

The person who is always says say no please. He is also a really nice guy.

Lance Prima has a chinky chode

by The cat in the bat August 8, 2024

farnborough primary

A primary school located in Orpington that is bankrupt due to the headteacher spending all the money on her kids year for play equipment. In it’s prime it was the best primary school there was.

‘Yo man what primary school you went to’ -person

‘Farnborough primary’ - other person
‘Danggg feel bad for ya bro’ - person
‘Nah bro I went in it’s prime’ - other person

by mynameduck361 September 9, 2023

Nelson primary school, Whitton

Nelson is a shitty racist school, unable to see potential of clever students. They do not care for bullying at all

hey, Nelson primary school, Whitton is such a bad school.

by MHA_the_anime October 1, 2023