Prick

Your ex, the douche of a person you dated for too long,

Wow, he's a prick.

by DeepThroatACactus December 2, 2018

A Prickly Prick

It’s basically a cactus.. That’s prickly, and is a prick

Guy: *walks in the desert*

Cactus: Lets fucking pinch him, look at that fuck

Guy: *Gets pinched by the FUCKING CACTUS*

Guy: FUCK SHIT!! Its A Prickly Prick

Guy: *Eats cactus cuz he’s a fucking mad man*

by Markalius September 18, 2019

Prick

Anyone who thinks Scott and Kira are a good couple

Yari, you're a prick.

by WasabiDinner January 28, 2019

Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.

A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!

by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009

Pickle Prick

A penis shaped like a pickle or a really weird asshole.

Person 1: So how did it go?
Person 2: Well, okay I guess.
Person 1: What's wrong?
Person 2: He's got quite the Pickle Prick..
Person 1: Aww, well there's always that one guy across the street. Maybe you'll have better luck with him.

Person 1: He keeps stalking me and making sex jokes!
Person 2: Man, what a Pickle Prick.

by uneecorncupcakebites April 15, 2015

Prick Pic

Picture of you getting the Jab. The most posted pic of our time.

Check out my prick pic.

by Sam Poochutie September 15, 2021

Prick

Originating from England a prick is a person who is not necessary wrong but is never nice about being right.

He’s a bloody prick

by Dog cunt June 15, 2020