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Please police

A unique homonym to ask for something.
Quang: Please police!! I'm innocent.
by rolique November 18, 2015
mugGet the Please policemug.

Gacha police

It's like a gacha cooler but they aresst the gacha heat and make them nomaral
Gacha heat: hey~
Gacha police: ewww *aresst gacha heat*
by Alexa 44 July 12, 2021
mugGet the Gacha policemug.

Blog Police

Especially weak-minded bloggers.

See: pussiesfragglecocksucker
I wish s/he would stop thinking s/he is entitled to control what others do when they blog. Blog Police. Sheesh! I'd rather deal with the NYPD. At least they have to get mental health check-ups when they do something stupid.
by indochine August 18, 2003
mugGet the Blog Policemug.

Police officer

A person who serves to keep the peace, protect others and combat crime. Recently, due to the death of George Floyd by the hands of Derek Chauvin, many have started spouting the "ACAB" thing which means "All cops are bastards". This is, of course, false - the vast majority of police officers are genuinely good people who work a thankless job, put themselves in danger to fight crime and protect us. Saying every cop is bad for the actions of a rotten, vile and corrupt few is like saying all blacks are bad because a very small percentage of them commit crime and do drugs or all Asians are bad because a very small amount of them eat dogs and are shit at driving. It's important to remember that, while there are a vile, terrible few for sure, almost every police officer is a genuinely good person doing their best to keep me, you, and everyone else safe from crime. The actions of the few do not define the many, and for the sake of genuine, productive discussion and argument it's vital to not succumb to the delusional groupthink of "all cops are bad, abolish the police" that seems to be common nowadays.
Many police officers are good people who do more for this country in a month than most of us have done for it in our lives.
by 121gws January 9, 2021
mugGet the Police officermug.

palooka police

when a palooka fucks up, the palooka police are at the scene. includes parents, teachers, nosey neighbors, real police, etc
I spilled a drink in the kitchen and my fucking palooka police parents walk in to bitch about it
by Palookafuck May 3, 2005
mugGet the palooka policemug.

Riot Police

The people who single- handedly break the antifa in half
"GET BACK! GETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACKGETBACK!"-Riot Police
by (☞ຈل͜ຈ)☞ June 6, 2017
mugGet the Riot Policemug.

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