peter smith

the sexist man that mankind has made he is the best human and never rages on any game everyone worships this man

peter smith is the sexist man lmao

by gfswfjdsofd May 21, 2020

Peter Goodend

Possibly one of the greatest and most influential musicians of the century. He is commonly refered to as a "fatalista", someone who writes with recurring themes of death, sorrow, and a tone of cynicism.

"Hey, do you like Peter Goodend's new song he uploaded on to soundcloud?"

"Does the Pope shit in the woods!?"
*Jumps in the air and starts singing 'Jardín'*

by Charles E. Smith April 22, 2013

Peter-smoocher

A male/husband who is hiding that they are gay, finding a wife to keep it from family, friends, etc.. And gets caught shoving objects in their rectum in the middle of the night by their wife and denying any gay activity.

Damn, did you hear about her husband? He turned out to be a Peter-smoocher. That's wild huh?!

by Peter-smoochExWife! December 11, 2016

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

by chubblywubbly April 18, 2009

Peter Roquefort

A salty character from the famous saga of books, called Skørdåt, and a weaty friend of mine, his popularity becomes by creating natural disasters like cummy rain, cocky metheorite or pussying tsunami. His name is used when you want to make reference to a friend that you admire.

Do you know Xavier? He's so Peter Roquefort

by Xupin April 1, 2022

Peter Ye

A c h o n k y Chinese who flexes being #2 singles on the tennis team, but doesn't like to talk about how he lost 1 round into state. Tries to distract himself from his true love of KW by fantasizing over girls at math camp (can't get either of them).

"Hey, I like this girl but we're doing a scavenger hunt and I really want to win"
"What no, don't be a Peter Ye and screw it up!"

by SilverWWW November 20, 2019

Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.

Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.

by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008