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Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

For enhanced effect while female partner is still knocked out, throw on a pair of Tina Fey glasses before unloading.
Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin

Nathan (at the point of coming): I see, I see Russia!!!

Samantha: What??? Where?

WHAMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Unholy Roy Batty March 28, 2009
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palin-drome

A politically endowed nincompoop.
Sarah Palin is the epitome of a palin-drome.
by Zygoser September 7, 2011
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Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin

Whilst in cowgirl formation during cordial relations, the lady must be surrounded by other men who are periodically ejaculating onto her head. This provides an illusion of a snow-capped mountain while the girl performs the maverick-like cowboy on another man.
Guy #1: "Sarah Palin calls herself an Alaskan Cowgirl."
Guy #2: "Does that mean she does the Alaskan Cowgirl AKA The Sarah Palin?"
Guy #1: "I'm not sure, but I wouldnt be surprised. You know, living in Alaska, there's nothing better to do there."
Guy #2: "Except kill innocent animals."
Guy #1: "Word."
Guy #2: "Word."
*Mutual Daps*
by mwiener13 December 2, 2010
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pulled a palin

to commit a righteous deed- putting the well being of something above money.i.e. stepping down from your job and costing your employer alot instead of just drawing a check
She really pulled a palin when she gave up her family's privacy to fight the political establishment.
by palin4prez2012 July 13, 2009
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Palin Shield

An imaginary device people use to ignore the obvious blunders of political officials.
did you hear what palin did today?

nope. i've got my palin shield up i've given up on following goverment affairs.
by allley January 13, 2011
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Pulled a Palin

when somebody is being completely idiot, similar in a way to how someone would act if related to Sarah Palin
Person 1: 2+2 = 7!
Person 2: You just pulled a Palin.
by Field Playa November 11, 2010
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palinate

palinate: (v) (pah-lin-ayt) to reduce an entire paragraph to a single rambling, confusing sentence, simply by replacing all transitional phrases with random somewhat related thoughts, and by replacing all punctuation with folksy phrases such as "ya' know". 'Palinate' is similar to 'concatenate', but with loss of meaning or clarity.
Yeah, after that fifth of whiskey I guess I went back and palinated my thesis. It will take days to fix.
by monkeybreath May 25, 2010
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