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Panda Express

The Panda Express is a risque sexual maneuver in which the male places rice and noodles from panda express in his mouth and proceeds to splooge all over his partners breasts. Next he spits up his Chinese treat on her creamy chest and the girl squeezes her breasts together and eats his Chinese delight.
Guy- Hey, are you hungry?

Girl- Yeah, I'm starving! I could go for some Panda Express right now!
by 69_yessss November 28, 2009
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sand panda

The action of shitting on a sand-dune and watching the turd roll down the sand. This is called a sand-panda. Commonly used by Australian surfie folk.
"I just stood in a sand-panda! DAMN"
by bexta July 29, 2005
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furry panda

when you skeet on a girls face.Then you shave your pubes off and throw it on the jizz.
Awwww dude, I gave that bitch a furry panda last night!
by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008
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Reverse Panda

The art of the Reverse panda is like the Reverse kanga but different. It is when you do a big watery poo in the flusher so that when somebody else goes to uses the toilet they go to flush and more poo comes out
Lift the lid up do a poo then somebody comes to use the toilet and more poo comes out. That is a reverse panda
by reverses pandoas August 27, 2008
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Panda Bacon

Ethel: How was that Panda Bacon Last night?
Tyrone: Nice and saggy
by PubeLuver14 July 4, 2009
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Dirty Panda

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and before you cum. Punch her in both eyes and then cum on her face.
Gave that girl a dirty panda last night. She was thrilled.
by Chestnutz February 11, 2021
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Trash Panda

Someone who cheats on you with an ex or leaves you to go back to their ex. The ex is the “dumpster” and they are the “trash panda” that keeps going back to the “dumpster.”
I’m sorry that they turned out to be a trash panda, at least you aren’t the dumpster they kept going back to.
by JAK76 September 18, 2022
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