When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
by EZ_Timer May 23, 2016
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Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
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Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
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This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!
by A.Smile.Always January 3, 2020
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usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
usually a dick that is fat and hates everyone that isn't a "man" because he doesn't play football and is hated by most people but is to stupid to realize
Football player- foot fairy anyone can play that sport
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
soccer player- shut up pad pussy all you do is run around get bumped on the shoulder and throw yourself across the feild then act like you were hit by a bus.
by doodie butt hole February 1, 2020
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by Female omnipotence and worship April 18, 2020
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Get the Vagina Pad mug.PADS is an acronym for Post-Anime Depression Syndrome. We've all been there, after a really good anime is over, and we suddenly get this overwhelming feeling of depression/feeling of being drunk/on drugs.
Dude, I just finished K-On...I think I have PADS because I feel like I can die and everything in life will be finished.
by Italy Isn't Real October 22, 2020
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by EngineerDude October 2, 2020
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