P.A.I.D.S.

When you pay a prostitute to have sex and later discover that you recieved an STD from him/her.

Guy 1: "Man I was so pissed when I found out I paid that ho $50 for herpes."
Guy 2: " Dude, you got the P.A.I.D.S."

by big blind August 22, 2009

P-Fizz

A unit of measurement (weight in grams) defined as half a gram or (0.5) grams of that sticky-icky herbal goodness. A better alternative to saying “point-five” to your local weed man.

Me: “Ayo Jamie I’m comin to scoop some of that good good off ya in about 20 minutes.”

Jamie the weedman: “Sounds good how much u need?”

Me: “3 p-fizz should do the trick for now”

Jamie: “Bet, cya in 20.”

by snipshowmcgee October 9, 2018

L.K.T.O.P

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.

Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

by Trust in me, the Devil. December 7, 2021

p sure

Pretty sure

Person 1: Are we still going to the party?
Person 2: P sure it's at 4:20.

by Busta Dimes May 13, 2015

L.K.T.O.P

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition of beginning of time.

Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

by Trust in me, the Devil. December 7, 2021

L.K.T.O.P

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.

Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

by Trust in me, the Devil. December 7, 2021

L.K.T.O.P

Beginning of time. Before Jesus, before God came into existence, before Earth was created, before everything. The literal definition for beginning of time.

Human 1: Yeah nigga I been flippin these quarts since L.K.T.O.P

Human 2: Nah way homie that's G 👌

Human 3: What did I here? Thats some real G shit.

Human 4: Fo real fo real. Slang that dope G. Thats how we made.

Human 5: Hey guys whatsup

Human 1: Nutin I was jus sayin how I slung dis dope since MF L.K.T.O.P

Human 5: 😎. niiiiiiice 😈.

by Trust in me, the Devil. December 7, 2021