This is a man of great power. He is a great man that has created the Owen trail. You can visit this trail in upper WV.
by anonymouspatriot’23 October 16, 2019

Owen Pilmer is fucking hot asf and is one of the finest men to walk the planet. He has the best sense of humour and is a gentleman. However, he could work on being more over protective like Hardin Scott because that’s hot, he also needs to get a better sense of style, other than that. He definitely could have my kids or more realistically be my boyf in the near future.
by ImBaeAf May 10, 2021

"Yeah i saw billy flirting with another girl, she was our teacher!"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"
by Julia_penis_glitter January 23, 2018

by Ok calm down December 14, 2019

This is a fag. A o-j is usually a little shit and a npc. Owen keller also enjoys riding black cock every odd day of the week.
by fatcoc202 March 22, 2022

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems
Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.
by LordFerpez March 9, 2021

The act of giving a man a blowjob in a YMCA bathroom and then letting him cum all over your face while you rub his asshole.
by Dirtycumlicker May 18, 2023
