Flame retardant

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.

Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!

by Thebirdman567 November 09, 2019

Flaming Turtle

The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.

Dave was a flaming turtle after his night with Pat.

by The Diz July 11, 2008

Marissa and Flames

Marissa and Flames are couple goals, you always see them together but Marissa loves flames more .

girl one: omg do you see Marissa and flames ?

girl two: yes! they are always together

by theofficialcupidmatchmaker November 02, 2020

Flaming Slong

When a man lights his penis on fire and has sex with a woman. It also frequently refers to the act of intercourse with a lit penis.

Hey do you want to go to a movie tonight? I can't, I have to get skin grafts because I gave my girlfriend the flaming slong last night.

by Gerbil Wellington September 16, 2010

FLAME-ignon

A type of food eaten in hell

After going to hell for getting a misdemeanor, Louis Romeo sat down to a nice dinner of FLAME-ignon

by Loose February 22, 2008

Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation

Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night

by Plehh April 10, 2017

flaming jackass

a really huge dumbass. Who pisses someone off so bad that they scream "Oh my god, your a flaming jackass!"

Why'd you throw the ball at me? I wasn't looking you flaming jackass!

by Dibin October 16, 2010