we need deathstar

when a fat chick is seen, people tend to say "man the harpoons!" but when the harpoons are just too small for that, you might say "we need deathstar!"

guy1: "look at that fat broad, man the harpoons!"
guy2: "omg, we need deathstar!"

by ajs7 June 4, 2008

No-need-exagerator

A person who brags about being somehow involved in a major event, even though they themselves had absolutely no effect on it what so ever.

Teacher: Does anyone want to share a story about 9/11?

Jimmay: O! I have a story! My great aunts 3rd cousin's grandma's dads best friend had a friend who was 5 miles away from it when it happened!

Teacher: Wow. Ok.... Anyone else?

Timmay: jeez Jimmay dont be such a no-need-exagerator! Its really annoying!!

by 800 g September 14, 2009

dying need

Urgent, immediate

The surface was in a dying need of repair

by JustForInfo August 19, 2016

You need to go to jail

When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius

“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”

by Massa Q October 6, 2021

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

I need a runoff

Doing too many things and having to emergency chill-out and slow down before you burn-out. From: Trucks use these to stop a runaway truck going downhill at 70mph and is losing control.

I was so damn busy these all weekend long, I need a runoff.

by al sleet October 21, 2010

We need to get our teeth around this monkey

When you need to grasp a situation that could be a little wild or crazy.

"Listen up, everyone. We have some service issues and we need to get our teeth around this monkey!"

by monkeywrangler2016 June 12, 2016