New Jersey Drum Circle

When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.

Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".

by Roy G. Bib May 27, 2008

New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

by John Meritz March 10, 2008

New Jersey pizza roll

While a man and a woman are having sex the man stops and vomits on the girls kooter and then continues to go to town. Avoid the chunks.

Say girl, I want a New Jersey Pizza roll.

by aPharmer October 30, 2012

New Jersey Promise ring

Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.

He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.

by jewish assassin August 03, 2010

new jersey sump pump

See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.

Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?

Mike 2: Sure man!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 03, 2017

New Jersey Spray Tan

New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)

1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.

2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.

"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"

"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."

"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."

by embalming squad October 10, 2011

New Jersey license plate

taking a dump on a hot girls lower back while she is in a doggie style position.

That girl is all about the New Jersey license plate.

by Wanda Bangs December 26, 2010