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stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021
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Reverse Coke Nail

When a person has a noticeably shorter fingernail on one or both hands, particularly the pinkie nail, usually from nail-biting.
Jeff: “Did you see the reverse coke nail on that guy?”

Bob: “Yeah, must be a serial nail-biter.”
by Z. E. Sty July 13, 2021
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Orange toe nails

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.
Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!
by SillyBilly180069 July 7, 2022
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ice my nails

basically pay for her/his nails
by HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR June 19, 2022
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Nailed him to the Concrete

1) the act of killing somebody because they over stepped they boundary; verb noun a adjective
Example: girl “damnnn why the police nailed him to the concrete like that” guy: “because he drew his gun first 🤦🏽 ♂️“.
by 4doorsmorehoes November 23, 2021
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roofers nail bags

Saggy boobs / tits and another phrase like spaniel's ears
by baabaam May 14, 2022
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Swedish Nail Bomb

A bomb shot beverage.

Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört

8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy
Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört

Me: Fuck you
by Yobungus1337 November 11, 2020
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