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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 5, 2009
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Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
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Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)
"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"
by alexb934 February 19, 2014
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the muddy rudder

Having your partner shit on your penis and then smacking them across the face repeatedly with it.
Sally and John did the muddy rudder last night.
by Nigger_lyncher_420 July 23, 2014
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muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.
What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.
by D-Money$ August 2, 2014
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Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress
Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"
by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014
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muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location
Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.
by Potato scooper November 4, 2013
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