Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

muddy snake

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.

Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.

by Famstrokern June 28, 2017

Muddy

In Music Production, when the audio lacks clarity, often due to overlapping frequencies.

Yo can everyone stop talking for a bit y’all are sounding muddy.

by JAYWTA September 8, 2025

Muddy Franklin

When two or more people go down to their parents’ room in the middle of the night and slap their father’s rear, before running back to their room before their father wakes up. Whoever loses gets pooed on.

“Wanna play Muddy Franklin tonight.”

by OJ’sglove32 October 26, 2025

Muddy Buddy

When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.

"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."

by Thirstin Howl May 23, 2020

Muddy

Muddy is a moderator on the DEAD AHEAD community server on discord. He is infamous for being British and having his own sticker that says YOU ARE A MUDDY. He also manufactures muddy bombs (Make you stupid). The people of DACS have a habit of killing muddies.

you are a muddy

by yaintgotmeme May 21, 2023

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016