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Muddy Spliff

A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again
“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”

“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “

“Damn. yeah!”
by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021
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Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022
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Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
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Muddy Coles

A Muddy Coles is the act of taking a sexual parter to the frozen section of a Coles supermarket and vigorously fingering their anus.

This can be performed as a duo act known as the Double Muddy Coles. Two hands, two anuses.
Me and the missus went to grab some frozen fish but I ended up slamming her with a Muddy Coles.
by KnightsHelm April 1, 2017
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Muddy toboggan

You freeze your sexual partners poop into the shape of a penis. When thoroughly frozen, remove the frozen poopsicle from the freezer and use it as a dildo on your partner until it melts. The goal is to reach climax before the frozen peanut log melts and creates a slippery, muddy mess.
"I froze Susan's shit into the shape of my dick and used it on her like a dildo while we banged! It was like riding a muddy toboggan!"
by Captain Wholesome June 8, 2019
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Muddy Bush

When a Female/Male has a bush (of pubic hair) and they are considered a "dirty" person. Then when the indvidual becomes horny (wet), or in the act of sexual intercourse the bush becomes wet, thus creating a dirty and wet bush "muddy bush"
by Dr. Show March 13, 2009
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muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
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