good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

morning dew

when the woman wakes up and is "WET" if you know what I mean

similar to morning wood

Hey Baby! I'm lying here with Morning dew
COME ON OVER

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004

Morning Wood Elf

1) A Canadian power metal band from Vancouver Island, BC

2) A reference to ones hardened Penis in the Morning

that better not be your Morning Wood Elf touching my leg.

by Dorian Whisp April 21, 2009

Morning Borgle

to wake up in the morning with a massive erection, and no place to go... Borgle refers to the member, a nickname for it.

" I woke up with a bad case of Morning Borgle "

" yesterday I had Morning Borgle, and it scared my girlfriend."

by Dan'l D October 21, 2009

Morning After Tee Shirt

A Morning After Tee Shirt is when you where the tee shirt of the last person you had sexual intercourse with the next day to work or school.

Girl 1: Ew. Why are you wearing that ugly boys shirt?

Girl 2: No. It's my Morning After Tee Shirt from Dan.

Girl 1: Oh. Makes more sense now.

by Icey0123 March 16, 2010

morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

by wibbles33221 October 15, 2010