Monke drip

Like monke drip drip but less poggers

Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

dead monke

a dead monke actually

i saw a dead monke the other day, did you?

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Monk

The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).

-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*

by Moorson October 1, 2020

Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play

"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"

by MadRizz February 11, 2022

monk day

A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.

Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day

by The banter August 10, 2016

Monke roll

The act of someone rolling low in D&D

"Bro, this is so cringe I just got a monke roll"

by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022

Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.

A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"

by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025