Mustache

A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.

Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.

by Chris@bennettelectric.org June 11, 2019

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leg mustache

the hairs on the back of your ankle over your achiles that you sometimes miss shaving

"EW YOU HAVE A LEG MUSTACHE EWWWW"

by Meganmeganmegan January 23, 2009

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Hilter Mustache

This phrase referring to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase being used to express a compared or a direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition put the Hilter mustache on me.

by come from Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009

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Milk Mustache

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.

I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.

by MustachiodeMilk June 4, 2009

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Hitler mustache

When someone gives a person oral and the pubic hair of the "receiver" falls out. the hair then sticks to the "givers" face on their upper lip giving them a hitler mustache.

I was eaten my girlfreind out last night and i got a hitler mustache. I ain't ever doin that shit again.

by that guy February 1, 2005

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