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Someone whos a cheating and unloyal human, also lies
Michael is a bad person.
Michael by incorrectidiots2 November 19, 2019
The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY
Wow that Michael boy is sexy
michael by Sammy6789 September 10, 2016
A guy with a big dick who will make you cum in 3 seconds.
Michael by Michael1278 November 6, 2018
If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
michael by BeanerNIGHT February 28, 2010
From the bible meaning he who is closest to God.

Also can mean huge loser.
1. I found the name Michael in the bible.

2. I found my name Michael under the word "loser" in the dictionary. Must be cuz I live at home at 36 and never had sex.
A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.
You are a bitch, Michael . Go to the drunk tank.and stop smoking weed and sucking cocks.