When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable
Mark: oh no mate never guess what
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
Darrel : what mate
Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy
Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea
by Shhhplease12345678910 October 30, 2015
by Southern Bella February 6, 2020
A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
Person B: I did.
Person A: What did you drink?
Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019
by Sillybilly347 November 1, 2020
by Codecaps February 2, 2018
Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
by jc_sherwood1 August 29, 2011