When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…
by Camjohn1 November 2, 2022
Get the Boar Marketmug. A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.
by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022
Get the market terroristmug. The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
Get the Dark Marketingmug. When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.
I'll "market-garden" his ass.
by epstone July 6, 2025
Get the market-gardenmug. When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
Get the boston market bowling ballmug. A fictitious term invented by Corporate America to make people think that they actually have a chance at getting a job. Nowadays its harder than hell to get a job because none of these stupid ass recruiters takes anybody seriously when anyone applies. They use AI to filter out resumes which makes it even harder for a resume to by seen by aforementioned stupid ass recruiters. These motherfuckers come up with more reasons to not hire anybody than to actually hire anybody! What's the point in calling it a "market" if there's hardly any way in receiving the actual "product" a job? Sounds more like a lottery than a "market". Fucking ridiculous!
Hey, everyone keeps talking about this job market but I still can't get a job because I keep getting ghosted by "recruiters". Why call it a job market if I can't get a job?
by fedup job seeker August 16, 2025
Get the job marketmug. The act of actively working on your thoughts and putting them in a more pleasing state. 'Positive Thinking' could be seen as a kind of mindset marketing.
This whole self development movement does nothing but pseudo mindset marketing.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.
It took quite some mindset marketing to be actually okay with that break up.
by MauriceEtoile October 30, 2020
Get the Mindset Marketingmug.