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Zero Marketing

When food and drink companies leverage on the health consciousness of its customers to claim that their products are free of additives, colorings, and seasonings; or have zero sugar, zero animal fat, and zero monosodium glutamate (MSG), which could cause cancer-prone diseases.
Zero marketing has permeated many businesses and industries: from banks and financial institutions offering zero interest rates or zero downpayment to food manufacturers offering zero cancerous or life-shortening products.
by Fasters May 29, 2021
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Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.
Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.
by Jxckson April 1, 2022
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after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.
You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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Marketing Genius

Someone who sells feet pics on EBay for lots of money.
Shrek: I just became a marketing Genius
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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close the market

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.
by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017
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black market

the black market is usually a market where you buy illegal or halfway legalized stuff
ex. body parts or child
Mariah and I went to the black market to buy child
by memer263 December 6, 2019
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harken market

a stupid how who eats shit off of the bare floor /j JKJK YOURE AWESOME
who’s harken market?
:dragon from horten hears a hoo (idk how tf to spell it)
by kai the hottest person ever October 1, 2021
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