magger

A codeword used by Nigerian scammers to signify someone who has been scammed or is going to be scammed.

I got that magger to cash my invalid check.

by BillF September 23, 2005

cock magnet

Typically defined as your mother.

Wow, your mom is the biggest cock magnet I've seen since your sister.

by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007

Manerexic

An extreme state of dieting seen in middle-aged men trying to look young and sexy again.

Karen: Have you seen Tom lately?

Sarah: Yes, he's soo manerexic! He scooped the innards out of a bagel and ate the shell only!

by superbubba. April 13, 2010

ming magnet

Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.

Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.

by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006

Fridge Magnet

An overweight person. Usually someone that spends a considerable amount of time in front of the fridge.

Yo dude check out that fat bitch over there.


What a fridge magnet!!!

by Curly Poo August 20, 2008

puss magnet

Absolute pussy destroyer and is swarmed by women

Chas is a total puss magnet, he's always covered in women!

by Zaygh September 8, 2016

maneriod

When a male goes through a hormonal time of the month, often experiencing drastic changes of temperment and moodiness. While very similar to the menstruation period of a woman, no bleeding from sexual organs is involved.

Dude, why are you actin like such a fucker? Are you on your maneriod?

by BigSex August 17, 2008