macnshrek

macnshrek or mars or maya is the best person to ever be alive

“hey im macnshrek”
“Marry me.”

by shslpaintbrush July 13, 2021

Main character syndrome

When someone believes they are the main character when, in fact, they are far from it.

Jessica; look at emily, she thinks that she’s a main character
Gabby; ikr it’s so embarrassing, she has main character syndrome

by Lovelymilf123 February 1, 2022

Maidstone grammar school for girls

This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.

Maidstone grammar school for girls is a shithole

by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023

Aatrox main

A person who doesn't exist.

"OMG! I'm playing against a fucking Aatrox main!"
"No you're not."

by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018

Mario Main

As plain as a piece of fucking bread, these players likely main Ryu in Street Fighter, probably use a sword+shield in Dark Souls, and maybe Ally wannabes.

I'm a Mario Main, I'm as plain as a piece of bread.

by Sg. ECHHHHHH February 6, 2018

Tone main

Originating from the popular video game Titanfall 2 (in which one of the Titan-class mechs, named Tone, was considered evil by the community), Tone main is a term used by Titanfall 2 players to refer to a person who is unskilled in a particular field, and uses scummy methods to make things easier for themselves, at the expense of their enjoyment.

Someone: *uses a randomizer to determine what to ask for Truth or Dare*
Titanfall 2 players: Dude, your such a Tone main!

by _Phoenix June 20, 2019

Fake Maine™

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.

"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."

by mee-haw January 7, 2020