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Lunch break

Used for a “break” or rest during sex. A “lunch break” is when a man feels he is bout to ejaculate a giant load into his old lady too soon -- He stops and goes down on her for a few minutes to hold back cumming. Once his stamina is replenished, he may often find that he’s got another good 10 minutes in him! This is seen as a veteran sexual maneuver and is not recommended for lil bitch bois.
“Omg - Michael was fucking my brains out but then he got that look in his eye like he was gonna cum and I wasn’t even close! Thank god he took a lunch break, then kept going and got me off with them long slow strokes. I think I want to marry him.
by Magic Mike & The Big D September 28, 2021
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travis lunch

When a friend emails and asks you to go for lunch just an hour before noon, you say "sure", but then your friend goes into hiding becoming completely unresponsive to all forms of communication until after lunch when he says "sorry man was busy"
Hey, I thought you were going out for lunch? naw I had a travis lunch today. oooh, sorry to hear that.
by RodFarva September 24, 2011
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lunch buddies

A group of bitch-made, snobby, little girls from Live Oak High that don't know where to sit at lunch anymore because of Kearston's boyfriend type thingy.
Let's make a groupchat called lunchbuddies
Lunchbuddies- it said I had to define lunch buddies but I already did that so this is the second definiton
by Big Foreheadz September 12, 2019
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Lunch monogamist

Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.

Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
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LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.
Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.
by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018
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abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 9, 2012
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lunch diva

When a co-worker or friend is being difficult about going to lunch. Specifically, they arrive late to the destination and have complaints regarding the selection of food.
That lunch diva "insert friends name" made us 20 minutes late going to lunch today.
by lkjhgfdsapoiuyt November 4, 2009
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