Vegan Lunch

When you fall or trip and your face lands in grass. Alternatively being served a "Vegan Lunch" when one gets pushed over.

"Tripped up on a sausage and ended up eating a vegan lunch."

"I hated this sausage munching burger gulper so much I gave him a vegan lunch."

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

Lunch Runner

A lunch runner is a person who waits in the halls of math class ready to book it to the lunch line

yo these lunch runners getting all the spicy chicken sandwiches before i can even get in the line

or
These lunch runners on they seconds before i even reach the lunch room

by Artini McCringle October 22, 2018

premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.

Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.

by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018

lunch in the South

Code for eating ass.

"Yo, if I was dating Nicki Minaj, I'd always eat lunch in the South."
"Me, too, bro, me too.

by RebelDroomzyD January 31, 2015

Lunch Lad

A male who works in a school cafeteria.

“The lunch lad didn’t give me enough nuggets”
“That sucks bruh”

by 3746buttfucker April 22, 2022

lunch buddies

A group of bitch-made, snobby, little girls from Live Oak High that don't know where to sit at lunch anymore because of Kearston's boyfriend type thingy.

Let's make a groupchat called lunchbuddies
Lunchbuddies- it said I had to define lunch buddies but I already did that so this is the second definiton

by Big Foreheadz September 12, 2019

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012