Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
Im a luke
by Saxome April 15, 2020
Get the Lukemug. 
An annoying cock sucker whom will back stab you by hooking up with your girlfriend and continue to hit her up. Ugly and blonde. Lots of charm but againUGLY. You may find a "luke" at a party STEER CLEAR!!!!! he will seduce you and you will find yourself in the back of his car beginning to regret all, yes all, life decisions. Short, and not lots of muscle. But funny:)
Did you hook up with luke last night??? (Bella)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)
by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017
Get the Lukemug. A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
by LukeHater(((((((()))))))))) May 2, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a fuck
by Awesome FT July 30, 2018
Get the Lukemug.