by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014
Get the Crusty Blue Lobstermug. Bruh! Blue Lobster jumpscared ! again!
by UrLocalSeagull April 15, 2023
Get the Blue Lobster jumpscaremug. A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.
While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.
by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016
Get the mexican love lobstersmug. an alternative version of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, where the objective is to NOT slap Esketit on someone's man boob
by QuargaPie November 13, 2018
Get the Pin the Esketit on the Lobstermug. 1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there
by dustinwayne June 18, 2007
Get the chocolate lobster tailmug. Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."
by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011
Get the Tiny-Ass Lobstermug. A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.
by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014
Get the Red hot lobstermug.