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Landon

A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.
1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.
by Immafuckyourhogassbitch June 14, 2018
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Mostly a dick and wants to rules the school that he is in. He has a lot of social popularity in his school. He uses that to bully kids in his school
Yo Landon is a dick
by Natedogg205 April 7, 2018
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Happy Landon

While doing a reverse coyboy, stick a designer brand water bottle (i.e. Aqua Pana, Vittel, or Voss) into your partners anal canal. Once this has been acomplished throw your partner through a double pain glass window .
While I was at the opera, the old woman next to me told me that if I keep farting that I would end up on the reciving end of a Happy Landon
by Bodandy June 21, 2007
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Landon is name of the greatest music act ever to perform in the world . . perhaps even the universe , consisting of the 4 most handsome and musically talented males who you could ever be lucky enough to meet .
Hey , how come everyone's obsessed with this new amazing band Landon ?
by God (Jesus Christ) October 5, 2007
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Landon has a small penis and dose not get girls he scars them away.
by Tsgufcjigchjjb January 17, 2018
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landons dick

when landons dick gets big and pokes a hole in his pants and the penis splits in half and the pee and cum spills out eveyrwhere
o shit my dick frll off landons dick os hit
by landons dick May 9, 2018
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Landmines

A drinking game invented in the heart of Sandy Hook.

Materials you will need: two shot glasses, an abundance of beer cans, a quarter, and quality friends

You start off by filling both shot glasses with beer as you drink your beers on the side. you proceed to spin the quarter allowed to use both hands but after that you must use only one hand to take both shots and retrieve the quarter cleanly! otherwise you go again. But while a quarter is spinning someone else can put an empty can of theirs on top of it and it will stay on the table for the rest of the game and it is the spinners turn again. also as spinner you cannot hit the "landmines" put on the table otherwise you go again. rinse and repeat until wasted
by Eric Danielson February 24, 2013
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