Lamp

Instead of saying lmao say lamp. Because it’s a nice word and can also be used in som context as “laughing at my problems”.

Person: dude did u just fail ur test?
You: yeah LAMP
Person: what?
You: Laughing At My Problems

by Bees cream November 19, 2020

lamps

they light stuff up and yeah

person 1: "yo what does these lamps do"

person 2:"it lights stuff up and yeah"

by 01101000 01100101 01101100 011 October 27, 2022

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

lamp

A person of the female gender that is radiantly glowing

"Bro, did you see that lamp in our math class." "Yea bro, she was looking fire."

by Alexander Tate August 19, 2020

Lamp

A gay person who is annoying.

“Omg Trisha is such a lamp.”

by Harper Trish July 5, 2022

lamp

lamp stands for:
Laughing

At
My
Penis/Pussy

lamp could be used to replace lmao or lol

*someone tells a joke
lamp thats so funny!

by Dump Don September 12, 2020

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013