Lamping

When an individual leaves their domicile to purchase a device that emits light. (Formal, law)

She went lamping on Wednesday and returned with something that looked mostly like a lamp.

by LampsAnonymous May 30, 2025

Lamp

A source of light that’s cool and stuff and stuff light

That lamp looks cool like is that a lamp I wish I had a lamp

by Iampof November 23, 2020

Lamp

Something that you throw at your snoring husband.

*husband snoring in his sleep*

*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up

by Yourmom05 October 1, 2022

Lamp

When low key you’re laughing at your partner.

Me:Tish, what are you doing?

Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”

Me:Lamp

by salmonella2 January 31, 2021

Liking a genie lamp

When someone tries to hit up your line on the gram; the abstract version of “u up”

Elsa liked Scott’s genie lamp. She was liking a genie lamp on Scott’s instagram.

by ElsalovesScott October 22, 2018

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021