Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A complete beta male

Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male

by Joe145 November 17, 2021

Luke

An absolute fucking retard

See that mentally challenged retard over there, his name is Luke

by Lord mammoth cock August 17, 2018

Luke

A Stupid Idiot.

Luke you’re stupid.

by I’m Bored and Concerned February 19, 2019

Luke

A person who is always wrong.

You're such a luke.

by TheRealEyeBallPaul June 29, 2018

Luke

A gay bitch

Luke is gay pussy

by Rocket4777 May 13, 2020

Luke

Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real

“Have you met Luke”

“No but I’ve heard of him”

by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018