A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
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A absolute sex god that you can beat your meat so fucking hard that your leg will be num and can make girls squirt without trying. A happy lad with a huge dick
by Loganluke November 14, 2017
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