Kirk

To destroy the jugular vein with a sniper round.

Oh my God, did you see what happened? He just got *Kirked*

by Charlie Kirk September 12, 2025

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Charlie Kirked

When hate fucking a racist, you pull out and cum on their neck

She was spewing all this white supremacy nonsense on our date. So when she invited me to her place after I Charlie Kirked her ass

by nolanoscopy September 11, 2025

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Charlie Kirk

A sexual act in which one ejaculates on the neck of another, specifically on the left side.

"Oops I missed my cumshot"

"That's okay, I love getting Charlie Kirks"

by iiJason124 December 25, 2025

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Dog Kirk

The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.

I went to the Goldstien's house to specifically visit Dog Kirk.

by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012

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A William Shatner, also known as "Kirking" is where one partner defecates all over another's penis, exclaiming, "Commander Spock! Our starship appears to have encountered some organic resistance!" - whoever is roleplaying as Sulu in the room should reply with a heart "ohhhhhh myyyyyy!" as the entire crew climaxes at once.

Kirking ----- "the orgy was really getting boring at the end until Marty decided to William Shatner / Kirk all over Jimmy, what a performance!"

by Taintnosunshine November 19, 2025

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