kevin zhou

a bitch ass cunt nigga jew who screws up group chats and people's social lives, making girls triggered. if you meet him, immediately yell "NIGGA ALEART" and block him on all social media possible.

a: hey, do you know kevin zhou?
b: we dont speak that name

by PMMeNudes November 23, 2016

kevin

kevin is a type of person who won't give up on anything and i love him for that. when you see him your heart just stops and its just you and him in the world,like time stops. when y'all lock eyes you can't stop blushing. kevin makes me feel special and shows his love. if you ever get a kevin you need to keep him and tell him how you feel because not many people get a relationship like this. his very loving and caring! Before I met you I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason.Every time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever. the movie of my life you are my leading man. Heck leading man, you are the only man in the movie!

kevin: hey wanna go out some time

girl: (blushes) yah sure

by shelby.lynn26 June 10, 2018

Kevin Jonas

The least horrible Jonas Brother.

If Kevin Jonas would just quit the boy band and take a few more guitar lessons, he might have half a chance at a decent solo career.

by pieisyourdrug July 7, 2009

Kevin

Kevin is a vsco boy who dosent want to accept it he is just in the denial stage.

Kevin you are such a vsco boy.🙄

by Uggghhb August 23, 2019

Kevin

A dad who’s bad at making Mac and cheese

Kevin is kinda bad at cooking me messed up Mac and cheese

by Demon Milk January 3, 2021

Kevin Millar

First baseman for the Sox, and possibly the funniest player. He's my dawg.

"Kevin Millar hit a homer last night"

by Olivia December 26, 2004

Kevin Baconning

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.

John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.

by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009