Keyboard Mashed

Keyboard mashed
Very useful to confusing friends into thinking you've had a stroke.

For example:
"Dude you ok? why'd you say that in chat"
"I Keyboard mashed"

by Yermy May 11, 2020

keyboard trash

When you get so happy or excited for something word can't describe, you type keyboard trash.
ex. ahdiofhihfojsficijsxapdai

p1: What is she doing?
p2: Oh she's typing keyboard trash.

by goingbackto505 September 8, 2016

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019

keyboard smash

vhfyvfhhfhvgvijldgblkvjfhkbugklehbjkjgjkhefvhwbhjfvhtrjfhfjhivjjgrvjhfojgjkvfjhvjfhjghbgbfgikbtgbhjrthbthdfufbgvfuygu its basically that

guy: jkfemvkhjvfehguvrufhvjhefhdvjfvjhhgjvhlvhjgvhrgmrtrvfjhgrvf
guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

I speak keyboard...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
qazwxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
azertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~
qawsedrftgyhujikolpzxcvbnm
zaxscdvfbgnhmjklqwertyuiop
qsefthukoawdrgyjilzxcvbnm
qaswedfrtghyjukilop
azsxcdvfbgnhmjkl

i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022

Keyboard gangster

Big bad carinsy biyyy

Nothing but a keyboard gangster

by Imma get ya October 24, 2020