jockey butter

The oily, smelly residue that is a result of the accumulation of sweat, dirt, and left behind stuff between your ass cheeks after a long run or other sweaty physical training session.

My underwear was full of jockey butter after running a half-marathon.

I can't believe it's not jockey butter!

by gooty2 January 22, 2010

jonker bonkers

When something is so insanely huge, the go to word for describing it is jonker bonkers

guy 1: Did you see that large man eating cheetos and wearing small clothes?
guy 2: yeah, he is totally jonker bonkers

by EDSSmeme February 14, 2018

Jonkeroo

A less-known, alternative word for man's girlfriend, shawty or main piece. It is a derivative of the more commonly used term jaunt. Jonkeroo is sometimes used in place of jaunt when the relationship status is unknown.

Tyrone: Aye how's your jonkeroo been doin'?

JaQuavis: Shit man she's just a booty call, but she's doing 'ight.

by Professor Jonk January 18, 2019

Jonke

A Jonke is when someone says something funny

Person 1: hey mom wanna hear a funny Jonke?
Person 2: son you have to let us go, the house burning down wasn’t your fault

by Shtir0ast June 26, 2019

Jockey Handshake 👉👈

Takes at least 2 qualified Jockeys to perform the Jockey handshake. One Jockey is required to pull his meat stick out and wait patiently for another Jockey (or multiple) to do the same. Once said number of Jockeys have their meat sticks out they will start sword fighting or docking. The Jockey handshake is only committed by qualified and trained Jockeys!

Hey there Cletus, meet me in our secret location so we can start the day off right by doing the Jockey Handshake 👉👈

by Scooter Tooter December 16, 2022

junkeypox

Junkeypox are like ‘meth bugs’ which are open sores on a meth head's face that are caused from them thinking their skin is crawling making them scratch & pick constantly. Junkeypox can also be the line of bruised needle holes in the arm of a junky produced as they shoot up at a slightly higher point on his arm each time making them appear that they have some form of pox. Hence, junkeypox. Commonly referred to as 'meth bugs'.

Ew, did you see that guy’s face and arms? That guy has the ‘junkeypox’!

by BeeSilvArea January 21, 2023

junkeypox

Junkeypox are like ‘meth bugs’ which are open sores on a meth head's face that are caused from them thinking their skin is crawling making them scratch & pick constantly. Junkeypox can also be the line of bruised needle holes in the arm of a junky produced as they shoot up at a slightly higher point on his arm each time making them appear that they have some form of pox. Hence, junkeypox. Commonly referred to as 'meth bugs'.

Ew, did you see that guy’s face and arms? That guy has the ‘junkeypox’!

by BeeSilvArea January 21, 2023