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Joint

by Tiny active June 24, 2023
mugGet the Jointmug.

Joint Jam

When the rotation of the joint is halted by two or more other joints in the circle.
Ray caused a joint jam when he received the blunt and began telling his story.
by GreenBean21211 April 27, 2016
mugGet the Joint Jammug.

Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.
Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls
by TaquitoIsATerribleName May 9, 2011
mugGet the Geometric Jointmug.

Bager Joint

A Hash or Skunk joint etc mixed with tobacco, but with only a minimum amound of Skunk/Hash leaving the joint tasting like tobacco.
The Joint taste like Tobacco ?!? You look weak and skinny, so I made a Bager Joint to test your tolerance
by cookiejohnny May 12, 2020
mugGet the Bager Jointmug.

mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.
Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"
by def_brandon November 5, 2020
mugGet the mailbox jointmug.

Joint

A holy stick of green beauty & a folded piece of card, wrapped in a thin layer of paper. Pinched & twisted at the end. Using a lighter to ignite the tip of the joint, place it between your soft, watering lips. When you first inhale, you don't expect much. But the moment that smoke travels down your throat to your lungs, you can't get enough. Hold the smoke for several seconds then release that gorgeous cloud. Repetitively do this, until you are left with the resin. A collection of saliva, burnt flakes & larger chunks of the chop. The resin can either be removed and used in a glass device such as a bong/pipe or you can carry on inhaling the resin. However, it has a sour/stingy taste to it. Not too pleasant. But worth the high.

1 Sentence Summary for "Joint": A roll of chopped marijuana in thin paper, ignited at the tip and then used like a straw to get high.
Example 1:

Man 1: Hey man, you got a bong to smoke this.
Man 2: Nah dude, I never smoke from bongs. They're unclean & share so many germs. Possible to contain HIV.
Man 1: So what we gonna smoke this with then
Man 2: Joints of course! It personally gets me higher. And so easy to use. And simple to hide
Man 1: Alright, well blaze it up man

Example 2:
Johnny smashed his bong, lent his pipe to a friend, had no tobacco for a blunt, ran out of brownie mix, had no money for other edibles & didn't charge his vape the night before. So he was left with his favourite way of taking in weed... JOINTS!! WHOOP WHOOP!
by L U C I D May 28, 2018
mugGet the Jointmug.

century joint

A joint that is made from a combination of old roaches.
Hey dude do u have a bunch of roaches around? Let’s make a century joint!!
by Elchino311 July 28, 2022
mugGet the century jointmug.

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