The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

The Joel Garth

A person who is oddly infatuated with Garth Brooks.

Garth is love, Garth is life said the Joel Garth.

by The Joel Garth October 15, 2019

cumming joel

dum :)

cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D

by gabb the grabb January 4, 2023

Joel

Gets no bitches. FR FR. No Bitches?

Sean: Hey you remember that guy Joel we met at Red Robins?
Declan: Oh yeah I do, the dude who gets no bitches fr fr.

by imadethiswhileatwork June 10, 2022

Joel

SUSPICIOS BIG BOOTY BOY THAT LIKES MEN AND HAS A CAT NAMED GIZMO

look at that guys ass, he must be a joel!

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Joel Wharton

A hot short feeble skinny man who has a thing for girls and always gets rejected.
He eats chocolate logs and is a stick.

Girl 1: Have you seen a Joel Wharton over there?
Girl 2: I Know. I rejected him

by IMAPIECEOFPOO November 17, 2019

Joel

A person who likes Cayleigh.
Asked her to formal and got rejected

Joel likes Cayleigh

by prexie18 April 1, 2019